Get off me f00l

Ahhh a casule ride to my buddys on my trusty Bmx, but for me most things are never casual.
So upon my long ride ive passed many people, and i like to think of myself being a very cautious rider leaving plenty of space between me and others, so i pass this guy "Get on the road you cunt", *wow i just hoped onto the road and back onto the path making more then enough room to pass this guy whats his problem* "shut up you old fart" i replay while riding on "youth these days wont even stop when there being spoken to"he rambles out, so i stop and dismounted my bmx "I've stoped whats your problem".
Like a bull had seen red he charges at me with his umbrella, thinking he could impale me with his umbrella i instantly grab it from him as he reaches for my throat with his other hand, with the umbrella disarmed and his poor attempted to choke me i pin him onto a short wall hollering "get off me fool" then push him away.
Picking his umbrella off the floor and walsing away brushing mud and dirt of his shoulder muttering crap under his breath, spectators ask if i was ok witch i was so i picked up my bike and continued to ride on as nothing happened. On the rest of my journey all i could think about was finishing that guy off, i would of loved to of kicked the slimy guys teeth in, but wat would that off made me to the spectators.

old fool next time i wont moved out his way