Aion Xmas vidieo entry

i prob spent about 3-4hour doing this for a Christmas contest for Aion, but after making it i thort id better read the rules.

and hey presto no profanity xD haha ahh well i had fun making it
TERRAKILLS XMAS AION VID

For Every Roast Dinner Think TerraKill!

If you enjoy Stuffing with your Sunday Roasts
Think "This might have made by the pr0 gamer TerraKill, and its dame right yummy, and i will enjoy it!"


XD
made with the finest ingredients
Enjoy

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Aion. its been pre ordered, collectors edition as standard, and 1 month gametime in advance because i know its not going to dissapoint.

I cant stand watching the Aion countdown timer any longer, but i must! i will! and i am! and im going to for another "Early Access starts (pre-order)~ 25d 23h 39m 34s" AHHHH COME ON!

join me, watch the counter!

Terra-saw-coco-carnage

What a lovly way to start a sunday morning......

Anyone smell hot chocolate?
40ft arctic lorry with 20+ ton of hot chocolate, and coco powder and what ever chocolaty treats this lorry had aboard, spewed all over the motorway, and smashing tho trees and coming to a halt on top of my gate! all because some noob fell asleep at the wheel.


Unlucky for the driver, there was a truck stop 5 min's off the next slip road insight, where he was proberbly heading.
After many many hours of waiting for equipment, and the right machines to arrive, the clean up crew started to clean the mess up. But to there misfortune it rained not long after they started, HA unlucky chaps.
The smell of coco was strong in the air and hot chocolates all round!



As for the gate, no harm was done, the following day the gate was erected with no damaged caused.


ooohh and the noobdriver? well im not to sure what happened with him..... he might of been fraged, or divine intervention might have played its part and he might of walked away scot free, who knows.......?

Kills for Bills

just come across a Website called http://beta.playall.com and its a program that's just started up in beta stage, that will PAY you for your KILLS, on games like CSS, HL2, COD, COD2 and COD4
Im still yet to try it but, with a $1 starting bonus for free to start earning real money with, theres nothing to lose!

This looks like a similar concept to a another program that failed called Tournament.com, but this only failed by giving AWAY to much free money away and encouraging players to only use the free money server's in exchange for real money, so no1 was achally depositing there real money into the system, to play with. HELL i even earned £57 out of them and didnt deposit a penny, so u could proberbly imagen what the TOP players where taking home

where Tournament.com unfortunately failed i hope http://beta.playall.com will succeed with only giving away a small amount to start with to play for Real money, so if u lose your start bonus and still wanna play you'll have to put in your own money to play with.
And with you own money in mind, it should make you more determained to clock them frags and pay your bills

Terra sea's

AAAHHhahahhahaha

"Chines lanterns cause distress call confusion"



*whistles*

well it wasn't hundreds
=)

Terra-echnically Timetravel?

I was just speaking to a good Mexican buddy on ventrillo(a voice chat program) who lives in California and it went like this

M-Mexican!
T-Terra

M- yo man what time is it over there in china? (j/ks)
T- umm 20 past midnight man, what time is it in japan?
M- about 4 in the afternoon
T- man, thats like 7 hours behind us HA. (long pause) mannnn we just discovered time travel and shit, but no one has achally realised it, I'm like talking to you in the past, and you talking to me in the future
M- (lol) so... would i like it there in the future?
T- ummm (looks around) yeh man seems cool, we could like, sell this to people "we have discovered time travel blah blah blah" mwuhahaha
M- (lol) sure..
T- if u look at it that way tho man its true, just no one has seen it, who knows what time travel is anyway, its a theory created by man, investigated by people!

=)

TerraKill is no TerraPin!!

So, recently my little brother came running to me urging me to follow him to his bedroom to see his new pet.
so im in his room expecting it to be a nice new fish in his tank, but its not! Its a lovely little terrapin no bigger then a Zippo lighter, i ask his name "TERRAKILL" he replays excitingly, "And william how exactly did u come up with this name" i asked him, "ive just thort of it" he replays with a huge grin on his face, "so you didn't happened to just see it plastered all over my room when you just came to my room got me?!?" "No i just thort of it" he replays, "surreeeeeeeeeeee you did, and you didn't just see that name in my room yeah?", "no honestly i just thort of it" he replays again, eventually he admits seeing the name in my room, and as harsh as it is i made it quite clear that there is only one TerraKill in this household and its ME! not no hard shelled pet.
After a little refusal to change the name, he decided to call it.......FATBOY. lol?

Terra Trail!

Terrakill is road bound!

My g/f kindly and loveing brought me a motorbike for my 21st =D (witch is in a few days)

so we head to camber to collect my new machine, and a lovely one at that

Its not the fastest of bikes but its a lovly ride and comfortable.
On the way back from camber i ask my g/f to follow me in her car all the way to make sure everything was all good, i was loving the ride (this being the 1st time ive been on the road for years)
I had just passed the brenzet round-about and just hit the brenzet straight towards Ashford, looking in my wing mirror i see that there is a small trail of cars behind me and my miss's, no biggy, im not is a rush.
i was at the peak of the brenzet hill about 1/2 way down the road and checked behind me once more and realise its no small trail, OHHH not at all, there where cars queuing so far behind me i couldnt see the end of them, and at that moment i realised and shouted
"KING OF THE ROAD BABY,WHooooooo"
and from that moment forward till i got home, i had a grin on my face so big it hurt.
And the best thing of all, there was to much oncoming traffic to overtake me, and i wasnt leaving any room for people to pass.

TerraTips: Xbox open tray Error

I thort i was rather lucky to get one of the later versions of the xbox with Hdmi ports and a benQ dvd drive.
Ive had my xbox a little over a year now ands it been all good and has out lived many of my friends Xboxs with no problems, but recently it has been playing up. When i insert a disk, it just repeatedly come up with "open tray" when really its supposed to be reading the disk ive just put into, After opening and closing the tray many many times it might decide to wake up and read the disk.

But my new technique has solved my problem!

SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF IT (not literally =P)

Lay your Xbox horizontally and tap the top fast and firmly when you insert your disk
it don't work every time but, mine usually spins up within 3 trys now

i only found this out after losing my temper with it and bashing the shit outta of it with my controller, and shouting at it.


also install your most played games onto your hard drive it you have the room to save the wear on your dvd drive

TerraTips: Making Tea

We all know how to make a cup of tea, if you dont then i worry for you!

but a few tips to make that tea taste a little bit nicer

• Put milk and sugar in before water
• Let the water stop boiling in the kettle before you pour it into the Cup (this stops the water from burning the tea leafs, same with coffee)
• Loose leafs taste the nicest :)
• Dont leave you teabag/leafs brewing to long, unless you like a strong tea.
• Try different Variations of tea, there are hundreds
• High Grade tea's taste nicer with high grade water
• Use a little hot water to swirl around the cup to pre-warm it
• A pot of tea is always nicer
  

Enjoy :)

Unfit isnt the word!

Now im not trying to show off or anything but i "did" consider myself a Grafter, id work hard and get anything done.

Whoooooaaaa!
ive just been digging a few foundation holes and, it looks like i just got out the shower or summing.

I need to get back inshape for this summer XD

(i was never in shape in the 1st place HA!)

TerraView: Xfire

Xfire is a Gamer orientated messenger, it clocks up your gaming hours and display onto your profile along with statistics on certain games. As a messenger it displays to your friends what game you are playing and witch server, it offers a quick join button so friends can join you game with ease.

If your a wow player you have the option to have your wow charas displayed onto your profile along with screenshots and videos of game footage. Xfire offers alot of downloable content and is all round a Really good messenger service
it also offers

Voice communication.
Ingame Hud to send your messages (no more minimizing).
With selected shortcuts you can take a screenshot and it automatically uploads to your profile.
and tons more

check it out
www.xfire.com

My Profile
http://www.xfire.com/profile/grimlife/

TerraView: Logitech MX518

Mice! you know the little bit of equipment you properly used to navigate to this blog. We all take them for granted and forget how important they achally are for the use of your Pc/laptop

Time for an Upgrade?
If you play FPS games every now and then, but aren't the type for staying up late, eating nothing but junk and chugging caffeine drinks, the Logitech MX518 isn't for you, and you would probably just be better off with any regular 800 dpi mouse. For the more serious gamer, it has a perfect combination of a comfortable design and performance that can seriously improve your game play in Fps or any other game. At around £30, the MX518 is an affordable weapon for your arsenal, and is highly recommended.


For gamers this is an essential piece of kit and effects gameplay hugely. Not being a fan of wireless this mouse is the daddy of wired mice in my personal opinion. Ive owned one of these since 2005 and have never doubted or had trouble with it and its still running strong!



It looks good, comes with a nice looong cable, Performs To the highest standards and its not smuthered in pointless wheels and buttons, its the perfect choice and will last you for PC's to come.



MX518 Specs

• Interface(s) Original USB
• Released date March 2005
• Platforms Windows XP(works fine on visa and any other OS)
• Device type Mouse
• # of buttons 8
• Wheel type Stepped
• Sensor technology Optical
• Wireless connectivity? No
• Retractable cord? No
• Force feedback? No
• Software SetPoint 2.3
• Extras Adjustable sensitivity
• Sensor resolution1600 dpi
• Power source Bus-powered
• Warranty Three years

Package Content
- Logitech MX518 Mouse
- SetPoint 2.3 installation CD
- USB to PS/2 adapter

TerraView: on camping (definition)

Camping in computer game describes the practice of a player staying in one area of the game world waiting for enemies or useful objects to appear or to come to the player rather than actively seeking them out. Players camp in order to gain an advantage over their opponents.

In most games, camping is a legitimate style of play. It often proves frustrating, particularly to newer players, as it rewards those who invest a considerable amount of time in the game (which allows them to know the layout of the maps and the best defensive positions); as well as those with very good aim. Among some players, camping is considered tantamount to cheating, especially in deathmatch-type games. The most common reason for this is that if every player camps, there will be no opportunities for players to come into conflict, and thus there will be no game at all. Those players choosing to camp are playing on the lack of patience in other players, counting on them to come after them first. Most deathmatch-type games have both a time limit and a kill limit. Camping is a strategy centered around taking advantage of the time limit instead of the kill limit. Camping is also seen as an unfair way of getting an advantage in the form of accumulated resources or a beneficial position.

However, the rise in technology of computer gaming allow the ability for the production of more tactical games or strategic games that account for morale, and increasingly the label is not viewed as derogatory. For example, CTF and its variants provide incentive to invade enemy territory, regardless of the risk, since scoring flags is more important than scoring frags. However, even in such games, some players may choose to camp to give covering fire for other team members attempting to grab the flag and run back with it. It is comparable to turtling

OK i get the point!

I dont mind the fact i now live under a hospital helicopter flight path, yeh it can be noisy for a few minuets when they pass by, but the other night they where hovering above my place and landing in the field next to me for HOURS! and wow there noisy, and made the whole place rumble.
Wow, it was so low i recon i could of even touched it if i was standing on my roof
must of been doing a training exorcise of some sort.

Would have been WickedShit! if i could of Hijacked it XD
not that i know hot to fly one or anything

Kunninmindz

Always find myself tuning into Kunninmindz radio station good drum'n'bass and friendly chat room, check it out

Plasma Balls

Anyone find themselves staring into these things mindlessly for hours? =D

Get off me f00l

Ahhh a casule ride to my buddys on my trusty Bmx, but for me most things are never casual.
So upon my long ride ive passed many people, and i like to think of myself being a very cautious rider leaving plenty of space between me and others, so i pass this guy "Get on the road you cunt", *wow i just hoped onto the road and back onto the path making more then enough room to pass this guy whats his problem* "shut up you old fart" i replay while riding on "youth these days wont even stop when there being spoken to"he rambles out, so i stop and dismounted my bmx "I've stoped whats your problem".
Like a bull had seen red he charges at me with his umbrella, thinking he could impale me with his umbrella i instantly grab it from him as he reaches for my throat with his other hand, with the umbrella disarmed and his poor attempted to choke me i pin him onto a short wall hollering "get off me fool" then push him away.
Picking his umbrella off the floor and walsing away brushing mud and dirt of his shoulder muttering crap under his breath, spectators ask if i was ok witch i was so i picked up my bike and continued to ride on as nothing happened. On the rest of my journey all i could think about was finishing that guy off, i would of loved to of kicked the slimy guys teeth in, but wat would that off made me to the spectators.

old fool next time i wont moved out his way

Sounds of Ashford

sitting late at night in my room in my new place, when everything is is quiet i decide to take a walk. Boom open my patio door and the sound of Ashford and motorway hit. 2 min walk into my garden and theres a wonderful view of J10 of the M20, Ill sit in front of a Big tin shed with a smoke watching the world go by, with the Blues n Twos passing by every 5-10 mins, I'm always thinking, who they after? Wat did they do? who's gonna get pepper sprayed? i wish i had some pepper spray :(

TerraTips: 007 Quantum of Solace

handy tips for scoring them kills

• Ive always found you just dont have enough health, no matter what your shot with. use the all important health and body armour perks

• Shotguns. they have more range then you think and pack a deadly punch, one well aimed shot to the chest or head from short to med range and you opponent is history, even a manic spray at a long range target could score the a kill. With the Hutchinson A4 being my fav shotgun, automatic with 10 shells it could leave a devastating trail of body's if used in the right hands.

• Proxy mines, theres only onething to be said about these , @$&!. if you have a good eye and a nice surround sound(headphones being the best) you stand a good chance of hearing exactly where it is before your near it. my advise, unless you can see the mine directly and can shoot it out without making a fuss over it, just avoid that area/room and find a detour. As for placing mines, well where better then the ceiling, just dont spend tolong faffing around where to place it =) Also mines are a good way to draw them opponents out of close quarters cover!!

• Patroling is a fun tactic to use. Find a route you know that leads all the way round the map, and run it. That way no one can hide. IF you find noone fire a shot(without silencer) in the same place on your route, that way it will draw opposing plays attention to that spot when you reveled on there radar.

• Maps, if your new and dont know the maps spend a little time in a privet match just exploring and finding the best possible dash, jump, cover and shortcuts to give you the winning advantage.
  

• Rifles, i wouldn't worry about rifles theres always one lyeing around to pick up. i find using rifles aiming out of cover generates alot of recoil, generally good for a single shot

• Blind fire. alot of people forget about it. the cover system is fast and effective, well worth using. Most effective with a shotgun

• Melee is not worth the risk most of the time as it requires Exact contact and aim to score the kill. unless you can Clobber your target with 100% confidence you gonna hit him, dont bother the chances are he will move and just shoot you.
  

Affroooooooo!

After being reminded one morning I still owe someone special there valentines chocolates, that inadvertently forgot to get on the Saturday, and that I desperately needed to go to any recruitment agencies, hoping that they would find my rough exterior charming, to find myself a job. So I decided I'd better take a trip into town.

I just get into town, when I hear "LIAM! HEY LIAM"I already know that voice, as my head turns I'm thinking "PLEASE don't be, Afro!" (I met this guy while I was at collage)
DAM! Now imagine a skinny guy with an Afro, then imagine a guy with a beanie on, his Afro bellowing from underneath that beanie, riding a BMX, with his jeans waaaay below his buttocks. Not a pretty sight to see when you have just rode into town from just falling out of bed.
"LIAM! HEY LIAM" he yells as he rides directly into my path forcing me to stop and talk, there was no where to hide. After all the general how are yous and general small talk I think its safe to ride off and complete my mission of getting chocolates and finding a job but NOOOO.
Afro decides he has nothing better to do than follow me around, now I wouldn't mind this but he's a wanna be pimp who calls out gestures and pulling "pimp-a-ma-tic" moves at any female that we passed, and I mean Anything in a skirt(actually I even think he flirted with what looked to be a he-she?????), but he also thought it would be a good idea to follow me into the chocolate shop and start winding the poor old sales assistant up behind the counter, making it rather hard to select my desired chocolates.
After the hassle caused by Afro in the chocolate shop, its time for me to say goodbye to Afro as I needed to go into an agency.
But with Afros persistence he mentions that he also needs to go to an agency, the SAME one as I am about to set foot into. So to avoid anymore embarrassment I divert my plans and decide to just head home. After this terrifying experience I couldn't face anymore Afro, but of course Afro additively follows me home to see my new house, but thankfully after 5 Min's riding he realises there,s a 5mile ride in front off him, so he says his goodbyes and finally leaves me be. Hopefully I will NEVER have that experience again, well not until I go into town again that is.


Ty Afro

CONTENT!!

i was told i wont get any Viewers unless i have free content to offer them
so here it is

ENJOY YOUR EXTRAVAGANT
10-day-free-trial
for
WORLD OF WARCRAFT

SHOOT THAT CUP!

After recently moving to a new 7 bedroom bungalow with 10 acres of land it had become a great honor to beable to walk around with my airrifle shootin, well everything >:D
from broken tiles to old warn signs.
but as my friends are shooting the airrifle, i decide to go for a rummle tho one of the out-buildings for smashable targets.
"SHOOT THAT CUP" i shout as i come running out of the out-building.
not having a clue wats going on my friend looks at me aimlessly "Dude move" i yell as the cup smashes into the ground just cm's away from his feet.

"so errr a cup of tea man?"


after my m8's quick decision to retreat to my room for drinks, we reside to my room where he feels safe from falling objects

come to my aid!

many confuzzeling thorts running tho my head atmo, to achally figer out what i should be putting on my first few posts,
SO ive demanded help from best buddy of mine :D
disturbing his busy mind from his art work wasnt to hard, but getting ideas out of him... well

Not a clue wat to do today :(

Games?
i think so

Nooooo!!!!

woken up this morning to the sound of my phone ringing, looking at the number before i awncer i realise that this could be a job offer, even tho its a withheld number.
as i awncer the phone and hear the voice of a lady, my eyes widen as this could be the moment im offered a job, "hi, is this liam?" says the lady, "hi yes it is how can i help" i replay, "hello?, Hello?"i said over and over befor i realise that my phone has died!, SHIT i run with my phone to my front room, witch happens to be lock at this perfect moment in time, as i scuttle from room to room looking for my frontroom key, I find it!! Whooo i go into my room and place my phone on charge, turn it on and hope that they will call me back